What the Hell is in Montana?

I'm on the phone with my my best friend E (Male. One of my best girl friend's name is also E. I'll try to alert you anytime they come up, as to which one I'm talking about, or maybe I won't. Who knows?) E and I talk everyday when he's off at college. We've known each other since I was in the eight grade, he was in tenth. Now, however, he's still an undergrad and I'm starting my masters after taking a year off. Needless to say, he is the smart one. Anyway, I think its better for my mental health if he stays far away and on my cel phone plan. For some reason we don't have the same amount of contact when we are in the same zip code. I don't know what to do about all the empty time. I might actually get to watch Law and Order with my full attention. Hmm....
Usually we call each other to keep each other company on our way to our actual lives. So when we're on the phone and both entranced by our computers, our conversations might simply be silence. Like today he was talking to me, and I was trying to half pay attention, but I really wasn't so he just shut up. He was IMing a friend a friend or something...

-What the Hell is in Montana? This actually got my attention.
/Helena...
-What???
/Helena!
-Helena, is in Montana.
/Helena is the capital of Montana. Not like Helena a person.
-Okay...
/Well, I don't know. That's all I know about Montana.
-Oh!
/Actually, I know something else about Montana...
-What?
/Montana has no speed limits
-What? Really? It has no speed limits?
/Nope

THen I said.

/You know. I think this conversation has to go in the blog.
-you're putting that in the blog?
/well, not the just thing about Montana. All of it is going in the blog.

Then I fell silent. Also I stopped listening.

I don't know everything else he said.
I mumbled something about how we should just talk online.

He said something, and then I heard

-Why don't you put that in your blog?
/Huh?
-I'm hanging up now. I'll talk to you on IM. THis is fruitless.
Oh! and remember to include this in your blog...