Snapple, Food dye, and Leprechauns

My friend E just hung up on me because I stopped paying attention to him about 10 minutes ago. I was reading an interesting blog. I couldn't help it.

AIM IM with TheFrog.

4:08 PM

-you just hang up on me what's wrong with you?

4:10 PM

-sorry
-I can't help drifting off
/it happens...
/so
/whats in idaho
/potatoes?

4:20 PM
/fine
/dont talk to me
/see if i read your blog
-sorry
-i'm here
-estoy envuelta (translation: I'm entranced in what I'm doing)
/ill bet
/back to your blog then

4:25 PM

/that conversation was ok
/on to the brain

4:30 PM

/oh u drank a snapple energy drink!!!
/yea they have weird facts under the cap
-oh that's what that was?
-It was Snapple????
/yea
/it was snapple
-No wonder
/snapple ENERGY drinks
/they have fire / rain
/some other shit too
-I wonder how much damage that single drink may have done to my internal organs?
/when u see elements names on drinks
/its snablle
/snapple
-its probably corroding my cells as we speak
/yea the metal may have been rusty
/are u vaccinated?

4:35 PM

-THankfully I am.
-but thanks for your concern
/not really concern... more like curiosity... to see if i could traumatize by telling u what you could get
/ok?
-just stop
-I'm the daughter of a doctor you know....
/a brain doctor
-Yup
/what does he know about rust
-probably not as much as he knows about corroded brain cells

4:40 PM

/are they corroded by rust?
-no, by Snapple
/but didn't we agree it was the metal on snapples bottle
/I think Ill take the mind of 2pac
-no I think it was the Red #40, and the BLue #1
/ok that made no sense
-you know the food dyes
/what is green though?? #25
-There is no green
/oh ok now i got it
/there is green... they use it in st patricks day
-but green is just made out blue and yellow
-it might not have a number
/why is patrick a saint?
/thats a good point actually
/about, the green
-I don't know something about leprechauns and four leaf clovers??????
/do leprechauns go to heaven?
-I don't think they can die
/wasnt there a movie about it
-Leprechaun????
/yea!
/that one
-It was one of those horror flicks
/well did he die
-I haven't actually seen it
/or did he keep coming back like Jason
-Maybe they caught him
/maybe
/and stole the gold...
-you know you're supposed to trap the leprechaun
-exactly
-go visit the blog
-now you're a part of it
/im there

4:50 PM

-Lol
-guess what the next blog is.
/what?
-you're reading it
-or writing it
/ill sue
-you can't sue
/why not
-why would you wanna sue?
/jus for the hell of it
/who knows i could set a precedent
-Half the time people won't know if its you I'm refering to anyway
/change the internet law
-oh shut, up!
-you are not allowed to sue me
/maybe even get some money
-I'll punch you out.
/ill talk to my lawyer...